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“Comic Book Review: Harley Quinn #22, “The Family Circles, Pt.1”
By: Jerry Montgomery
June 24, 2017
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Comic Book Review: Harley Quinn #22, “The Family Circles, Pt.1”

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By: Jerry Montgomery
June 24, 2017

Harley Quinn #22
“The Family Circles, Pt.1”

Written by: Jimmy Palmiotti & Amanda Conner
Artist: John Timms

A new story arc begins in issue #22 for Harley when new guests arrive unexpectedly early, putting her in less than embarrassing position! That’s right! Mom and Dad make a surprise early visit to Harley in “The Family Circles, Pt.1”! You’re about to find out a lot more about Harley Quinn than you’ve ever known when her parents come to town to see how their little girl is getting along! Its not all the joys of a family reunion though as the backlash of the previous storyline, “Red Meat” is felt on high at police headquarters and an old enemy finally makes contact with Harley.

Since way before this current issue, Harley has been both anticipating and dreading the arrival of her parents since they announced their intentions of coming to visit. Getting caught off guard by their early arrival, Harley is forced to endure a series of embarrassing introductions as Mom and Dad meet her friends who live in the building. Poison Ivy, Red Tool, Big Tony, Goat Boy and the rest of the gang get a real kick out of messing with Harley with gleeful mischief much to the chagrin of Harley! Once the introductions are over, it’s time for Harley’s parents to get the big tour of the city and where she has her psychiatric practice at the retirement home. There’s a lot of catching up about home and more to come presumably as Mom and Dad head back to their hotel to get ready for dinner later on. Harley too goes back to her apartment to get ready but trouble rears its ugly head as an old, once obsessed enemy shows up at a most inopportune time for her with two bound and ball-gagged captives in tow. It seems like Harley can’t get any downtime from her enemies but she soon learns this enemy wants something more than just a fight.

Meanwhile, it appears the previous “Red Meat” story just won’t go away. It seems the mayor’s reach extends beyond city hall as Police Chief Spoonsdale feels his influence with the help of the city’s sexy attorney, Jean Raymond. Those arrested in connection with the cannibal killings of the city’s homeless have been turned over to other authorities and the Chief warned off any further investigation. It doesn’t seem Spoonsdale will be scared off too easily and may get himself more embroiled in the conspiracy set forth from the mayor and city hall.

In the secondary story, “Harley Loves Joker, Pt. 6”, this Batman: The Animated Series inspired tale continues with Harley hanging out with the Alice in Wonderland themed Wonderland Gang’s March Hare, Carpenter and Tweedle Dum…or is it Dee? Anyway, it’s hideout, death-trap makeover time as Harley wants to surprise her Puddin’ with some fancy new digs with the help of the Carpenter. The Joker’s infiltration of the Gotham City Police Department begins to pay off as he discovers who’s been robbing from him. A new girl’s in town…the Grison! (It’s a South American weasel.)


The Verdict: Issue #22 is an entertaining and funny read as it details what most of us have come to dread…a visit from Mom and Dad. We get to learn more about Harley’s family, especially her siblings and possibly the source of Harley’s free-spirit…her Mom and Dad! There’s plenty of sexiness, sexual innuendo and cat fighting in nothing but bath towels! There’s even a bit of surprising kinkiness thrown in for good measure! Fans of “Fifty Shades”, unite! Everything you’ve come to love from the Harley Quinn comic is here and more. The writing is as zany and madcap as ever and the artwork is great as well though, I question some of Timm’s use of his stark blacks at times that come across as sideburns, helmets and oilslicks. Overall, this a perfect time to jump onto this title if you haven’t already been reading it.

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The SmackDown Files: If Only For Two Nights - How Carmella Became The Woman Formally Known Ms. Money in the Bank (6-20-2017)

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By: Keila Cash

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The SmackDown Files. Tonight’s episode of SmackDown Live emanated from Wright State University Nutter Center in Dayton, Ohio. After the first-ever Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match ended with James Ellsworth grabbing the briefcase and handing it to Carmella in one of the worst finishes in WWE history, Daniel Bryan had a huge decision to make. Would Carmella’s win stand or did the SD Live General Manager right the wrong committed by the Chinless Penis? The answer to that question can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado, let’s dissect tonight’s show in no particular order.

  • SD Live kicked off with Carmella explaining why she should remain Ms. Money in the Bank. She didn’t care about making history. She used her street smarts in order to gain the upper hand. Ms. MITB offered examples of how Kane and Bray Wyatt interfered in previous MITB Ladder matches in order to tilt the outcome in their favor. Carmella called out the internet trolls for blowing up her mentions on Twitter because she used the no disqualification rule to her advantage. She didn’t give a damn what anybody had to say and Daniel Bryan would back her up later tonight as the opening segment came to end.

 

  • This was a good way to start the show. Carmella is finally getting heat for all the right reasons. Despite James Ellsworth sullying the integrity of the first-ever Women’s MITB Ladder Match, the Princess of Staten Island is the second most-hated woman in WWE behind Stephanie McMahon. If her in-ring work catches up to her solid promo skills, this might kerfuffle might be a blessing in disguise.
  • Big E defeated Jimmy Uso with the Big Ending in a solid match. Most of the action took place during the commercial break, but it was good while it lasted. Jimmy delivered a cheap shot to Kofi Kingston while he was cheering Big E at ringside which played into the finish.

 

  • The Usos started to head up the ramp when Kingston laid out Jey Uso with a dive. Xavier Woods forced Jimmy to get back in the ring. Big E grabbed Jimmy by the hair, but he got sucker punched for his efforts. Jimmy tried to nail Big E with a Superkick, but E blocked it and hit his finisher for the win. This was a nice way to forward The New Day-Usos feud which will presumably continue at the Battleground PPV next month.
  • Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Dolph Ziggler with the Kinshasa in a long, but good match. This was very similar to their bout at Backlash a few weeks ago. Nakamura sold a lot which killed the heat in spots, but his comeback popped the crowd towards the end of the match. Plus, no pyro was set off during Nakamura’s entrance. Perhaps WWE got the hint that the extra accouterments weren’t needed in order to make him look like a bigger star than he already is.

 

  • American Alpha Sighting!
  • Kevin Owens retained the United States Championship when he pinned Chad Gable with a Popup Powerbomb. The match was short, but it was solid while it lasted. Gable deadlifting Owens for a delayed German Suplex was a thing of beauty. Here’s hoping American Alpha get more airtime because they are too talented to be sitting backstage with nothing to do.

 

  • It appears that WWE is revisiting the Kevin Owens-AJ Styles feud as Styles interrupted Owens’ United States Open Invitational before Gable came out and threw his name in the hat. Both men had a very good match at Backlash and I expect similar results when they have their US Title rematch at Battleground next month.
  • Daniel Bryan announced that Carmella would be stripped of the Money in the Bank Briefcase after James Ellsworth insulted Bryan’s newborn daughter. Bryan told The Chinless One to shut up or he would punch him in the face before firing him on the spot.

 

  • The second-ever Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match featuring Charlotte, Natalya, Becky Lynch, Tamina, and Carmella will take place next week. Bryan snatched the briefcase out of Ellsworth’s hands before heading backstage.
  • A brawl broke out between the ladies which saw Charlotte and Becky corner Carmella in the middle of the ring. Charlotte nailed the woman formerly known as Ms. MITB with Natural Selection before Becky made her tap out to the Dis-Arm-Her for good measure as the segment came to an end.

 

  • Bryan made the right decision and the ladies will get another chance to have the match they should’ve had this past Sunday. James Ellsworth being banned from ringside would be an added bonus in order to keep things fire and square.
  • Jinder Mahal defeated Luke Harper with the Cobra Clutch Slam thanks to an assist from the Singh Brothers. The match was fine, but it was nothing to write home about.

 

  • Baron Corbin came out and teased MITB cash-in, but he was only playing mind games with Mahal. The distraction allowed Harper to get a near fall on the champ, but it wasn’t enough to get the win as Singh Brother A climbed on the ring apron to distract Harper. Harper tried to nail him with a Clothesline, but he ducked out of the way which led to the finish.
  • After the match was over, Randy Orton made his way to the ring and made a beeline for the Singh Brothers before attacking Mahal in the ring.

 

  • The action spilled to the outside as Orton nailed Mahal with a wicked clothesline before kicking his ass from pillar to post. Mahal escaped certain doom when The Singh Brothers attacked Orton. However, the reprieve was short-lived because Orton nailed Singh One and Singh Two with a pair of RKOs moments later. SD Live went off the air with Orton and Mahal having a stare down building up to their third WWE Championship match at Battleground next month.
  • This was a fine way to end the show. Orton showed great fire during his attack on Mahal and The Singh Brothers. Harper had a nice showing in the ring while Mahal got his first taste of being in the main event scene since winning the WWE Title at Backlash last month. If WWE is betting the house on the India market, they have to push the modern-day Maharaja to the hilt. This was a step in the right direction which should bode well for Mahal’s future until a certain free agent makes his return on July 4th.

 

  • Overall, I thought tonight’s episode of SmackDown Live was middling at best. This was not a hot show after such a controversial Money in the Bank PPV. The women were spotlighted in a positive way, but the rest of the broadcast didn’t pop off the screen from an excitement standpoint.
  • WWE offering a mea culpa to fans by re-doing the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match on free television is the smart thing to do. Hopefully, the redux will produce better results instead of another controversial finish for the sake of drumming up buzz on social media.

 

  • Also, The Hype Bros will face The Usos next week for the right to earn a shot at the SmackDown Tag Team Titles. Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley reminded Daniel Bryan that they won the Tag Team Battle Royal to become the number one contenders for the Tag Titles last December, but Ryder’s knee injury prevented them from going after the gold silver. Despite the team reuniting, something tells me that a Ryder heel turn is afoot. Rawley has achieved a lot of success while he was rehabbing his injury. Will a case of sour grapes ruin their partnership? Based on recent WWE history, the answer is yes. Please see the disintegration of Jeri-KO, The Golden Truth, DIY, and Enzo Amore and Big Cass as examples.
  • Plus, Naomi will face Lana for the SmackDown Women’s Championship next Tuesday. Their first outing was so-so, but we shall see if they can work out the kinks this time around. Fingers crossed!

 

  • Despite tonight’s so-so show, next week’s episode of SD Live looks stacked with the Women’s MITB Ladder Match being the main selling point. Let’s hope the blue brand delivers the goods as the return of John Cena looms on the horizon. Fingers crossed!

On that note, this wraps up another edition of The SmackDown Files. I hope you enjoyed it and I will back next week with a brand new installment of The Raw Exposé. See you later, boys and girls!

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The Raw Exposé: WWE Presents - Death of a Friendship II Starring Enzo Amore and Big Cass (6-19-2017)

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By: Keila Cash

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The Raw Exposé. Tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw emanated from the Ford Center in Evansville, Indiana. After WWE threw in the towel last week due to Game 5 of the NBA Finals, this was the perfect opportunity for the company to get back on track as the infamous July PPV rapidly approaches. Samoa Joe proved that he’s not scared of Brock Lesnar by going toe-to-toe with The Beast and walking away unscathed. Did the Samoan Badass continue his streak of dominance or did someone decide to rain on his parade? The answer to that question can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado, let’s dissect tonight’s episode of Raw in no particular order.

  • Raw kicked off with Roman Reigns’ announcement regarding his plans for Summerslam. Reigns wanted to face the winner of the Universal Championship match between Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe. He declared himself the number one contender because the ring was his yard now.

 

  • Samoa Joe came out and was offended that Reigns omitted his name from the title match. He was actually flattered because Reigns never beat him one-on-one. Reigns had a stinging line about how Samoa Joe didn’t live up his Samoan roots and called him “Just Joe” as an insult.
  • Joe headbutted Reigns and proceeded to toss him into the barricade before rolling him back in the ring.

 

  • He tried to lock in the Coquina Clutch but Reigns powered out of the hold and nailed Joe with a Superman Punch as the opening segment came to a close.
  • This was a good way to start the show. The talking was kept to a minimum as Reigns and Joe traded barbs while coming off like total badasses at the same time. Reigns being a cocky asshole is a good look for him. It generates instant heat whether he’s catering to his fanbase or deliberately pissing off hardcore fans who despise his character. WWE has found the perfect formula when it comes to presenting Reigns as a star who is a lightning rod who generates buzz wherever he goes. Here’s hoping the company stays the course because there is money to be made if they play their cards right.

 

  • Samoa Joe fending off claims that he is the black sheep of the Samoan Dynasty continues to fuel him in the best possible way. Joe is not only fighting for the Universal Title but his namesake as well. No one comes for his manhood and gets away with it. Brock Lesnar learned that lesson last week. Will Reigns suffer a similar fate? We shall find out later tonight.
  • The Hardy Boyz defeated Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows when Jeff Hardy pinned Gallows with the Swanton Bomb in a gusty match. Jeff played the babyface in peril until he laid out Anderson with the Whisper in the Wind. Matt made the hot tag and had things under control until Gallows sucker punched him. This allowed Gallows and Anderson to hit the Boot of Doom for a near fall. Jeff eventually made the blind tag as Gallows was about to take out Matt. Jeff saved his brother which set up the Twist of Fate/Swanton Bomb finish. Nice effort from both teams as WWE teased an Anderson and Gallows win only for them to pick up another loss. Again…

 

  • Random Observation: Bo Dallas has an amazing tan. And long luxurious hair. And a beard!
  • Finn Bálor defeated Bo Dallas with the Coup De Grace in a surprisingly competitive match. Dallas attacked Bálor before the match got underway which gave him the advantage early on. However, Bálor got back on offense by nailing Dallas with a wicked kick to the face before throwing him into the barricade for good measure. He rolled Dallas back in the ring and hit his Slingblade/Running Dropkick/Coup De Grace trifecta for the win. This was a nice showcase for Bálor while Dallas looked good for a grand total of two minutes before eating the pin.

 

  • Seth Rollins waxed poetically about being on the cover of WWE 2K18 while renouncing his greedy and egomaniacal ways from three years ago. Bray Wyatt didn’t buy Rollins’ nice guy act as he cut a promo from backstage. Wyatt hated the idea of Rollins being a corporate shill and vowed to make him pay for using his name in vain.
  • Wyatt made his way to the ring and was about to sacrifice Rollins for the greater good when Rollins laid him out with a crossbody from the top rope onto the floor. Rollins walked away while Wyatt tried to save face by smiling manically as the segment came to an end.

 

  • The promo exchange between Rollins and Wyatt was fine, but I am not emotionally invested in their feud because Wyatt has looked weak at every turn. He might gain the advantage every now and then, but he never wins the BIG ONE. Wyatt’s feud with Rollins will deliver similar results. It’s sad but true.
  • Elias Samson sent quite the message to Finn Bálor when he attacked Bálor from behind during his backstage interview with Charly Caruso. Samson warned Bálor never to upstage him again as D-Von shooed The Drifter away. I think it’s safe to pencil in Bálor vs. Samson at the July PPV That Shall Remain Nameless Unless Absolutely Necessary.

 

  • Akira Tozawa defeated TJP with a Senton from the top rope. The match was solid and Titus O’Neil added to Tozawa’s act by being his manager. If this is O’Neil’s career trajectory, why is he a heel?
  • Based on O’Neil’s rebuttal to Neville after the Cruiserweight Champion vowed to annihilate Tozawa if he continued to stick his nose where it didn’t belong, we might have our answer. O’Neil & Apollo Crews will face Sheamus & Cesaro in a nontitle match. Two heel teams going at it doesn’t make sense unless the creative team decided to turn O’Neil and Crews babyface. We shall find out soon enough.

 

  • Samoa Joe defeated Roman Reigns by putting him to sleep with the Coquina Clutch in a very good match. It was hard-hitting and physical throughout which made things even better. Joe had his best match to date since debuting on the main roster while Reigns continues to prove why he’s one of the best performers in WWE.
  • The counters and near falls were on point as Joe countered Reigns’ Spear attempt with a knee to the face followed by a modified Atomic Drop and Senton. It was a great sequence that popped the crowd something fierce.

 

  • Joe tried to finish Reigns off with The Coquina Clutch, but the Big Dog powered out and dropped Joe with a Spear. Joe put his foot on the rope for a near fall which heightened the drama even more.
  • Joe rolled out of the ring and barely made it back in the ring before the count of ten. Reigns was in position to hit him with another Spear until a beeping sound stopped the match in its tracks.

 

  • An ambulance was backing into the arena and lo and behold, BRAUN STROWMAN made his triumphant return to Raw. The distraction allowed Joe to lock in his submission hold for the win.
  • After the match was over, Strowman made his way to the ring and reminded Reigns that he wasn’t finished with him yet. He laid him out with a Reverse Chokeslam and challenged the Big Dog to an Ambulance Match at the Fire of Great Balls PPV as the segment came to an end.

 

  • The match between Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns was great while Strowman’s return pushed things over the top. Joe continues to look strong while the epic Strowman-Reigns feud will come to a head next month. All in all, this was a great piece of business that made me look for to the July PPV That Shall Remain Nameless Unless Absolutely Necessary.
  • The Miz’s marriage might be on the rocks, but the night wasn’t a total loss as he recruited Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel to join his entourage. Dallas and Axel attacked Dean Ambrose from behind while they were disguised as a pair of bears.

 

  • Miz picked the bones as he laid out Ambrose with the Skull Crushing Finale to wrap up the apology segment from hell.
  • Sheamus and Cesaro defeated Apollo Crews and Titus O’Neil when Cesaro pinned Crews with an assisted White Noise. The match was fine, but the 10:30 Lull Period of Death started to set in as the crowd was muted for the most part.

 

  • That Brock Lesnar-Samoa Joe video package was everything. Lesnar talking shit about his opponents never gets old. If only he did it for the live audience on a regular basis. Hmm…
  • Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax ended via disqualification after Emma kicked Jax in the stomach after Alexa Bliss moved out of the way. Since Banks was DQ’d, she attacked Emma and Jax until Bliss intervened.

 

  • From there, all hell broke loose as Mickie James, Dana Brooke, and Bayley made the save. The babyface crew stood tall while the heels retreated up the ramp.
  • Bayley got a nice ovation which was refreshing to see. Based on the melee, expect a multi-woman match for Bliss’ Raw Women’s Title at the July PPV That Shall Remain Nameless Unless Absolutely Necessary.

 

  • The whodunit mystery involving Enzo Amore and Big Cass finally came to a head when Big Cass was revealed to be the culprit.
  • Kurt Angle interrogated The Big Show and The Revival but noted investigator Corey Graves provided visual proof that Big Cass was the man behind the backstage attacks.

 

  • Security footage revealed that Big Cass staged the attack from last week as Enzo looked on in shock. Cass admitted that he was the man who attacked Enzo from behind because he was tired of carrying his dead weight.
  • Cass took pity on Enzo because no one liked him. His big mouth was writing checks that his ass couldn’t cash. Cass ended their friendship and nailed Enzo with a big boot to the face. Raw went off the air with Cass standing tall on the main stage while Angle tended to Enzo in the ring.

 

  • This was an interesting way to end the show. Big Cass held his own on the mic while Enzo Amore did a wonderful job letting his facial expressions do the talking for him. He even cried on command which is pretty damn remarkable.
  • It sucks that the team is breaking up, but Enzo’s rebuttal should be a thing of beauty next week. If he’s able to convey his own thoughts, we might have a potential promo of the year contender on our hands. I still have trepidation about both men going solo because they complement each other so well on the mic and in the ring.

 

  • However, Vince McMahon sees dollar signs in Big Cass and we shall see how his singles push plays out. As for Enzo, he’s a better talker than a wrestler. His long-term goal should be managing other stars. Enzo has the gift of gab which will serve him well in the future.
  • On a more somber note, I think it’s safe to say that it’s been a rough year for friendships in WWE. L

 

  • Overall, I thought tonight’s episode of Raw was solid. This was a nice bounce back show after last week’s ho-hum effort. The wrestling action ranged from decent to very good with Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe winning match of the night honors.
  • Braun Strowman returned and went back to what he does best: Destroying Reigns to no end. Their Ambulance Match at Great Balls of Fire the July PPV should be a spectacle, to say the least.

 

  • The third hour dragged a bit, but the closing segment ended things on a high note. Big Cass showed his true colors and it should be interesting to see how he fares as a solo star. Enzo’s big mouth will keep him employed for years to come. His in-ring work? Not so much.
  • WWE is doing a good job building up the Balls of Great Fire PPV. However, the company is 0-4 when it comes to producing quality PPVs post-WrestleMania season. The booking decisions at Payback, Backlash, Extreme Rules and Money in the Bank have been atrocious. Here’s hoping they get their act together next month by booking a show that makes sense from a wrestling and storytelling standpoint. If not, the streak will extend to 0-5 which is a damn shame coming from the biggest wrestling promotion in the world.

 

On that note, this wraps up another edition of The Raw Exposé. I hope you enjoyed it and I will be back tomorrow night with a brand new installment of The SmackDown Files. See you later, boys and girls!

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“Comic Book Review: Suicide Squad #19, “Earthlings on Fire: Alone”
By: Jerry Montgomery
June 18, 2017
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Comic Book Review: Suicide Squad #19, “Earthlings on Fire: Alone”

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By: Jerry Montgomery
June 18, 2017

Suicide Squad #19
“Earthlings on Fire: Alone”

Written by: Rob Williams
Pencils by: Neil Edwards

If you haven’t heard of the Suicide Squad then you’ve probably been living under a rock somewhere. If you know about the Suicide Squad, which I assume you do, then you know Amanda Waller, the ruthless and deadly director of this infamous team of baddies who just want to shave a little time off their prison sentence. Is she a villain herself? Surely, a lot of her methods she uses in the name of national security could be construed as such…political connections, intimidation and deception. For a character to have no superpowers, she can still mix it up with those who do and still come out on top…usually. Which brings me to the latest story arc of Suicide Squad.

A mysterious “cosmic” artifact fell from the sky and landed deep in some deep Eastern European area and is now housed in a guarded prison by the Annihilation Brigade, a Russian quartet of super powered beings, beneath the Laptev sea. America wants the artifact, thus the Suicide Squad is called into action to retrieve it. During this mission, it’s discovered that this cosmic item, now referred to as, “The Black Vault” was a portal leading to the Negative Zone. A fact further proven when the Kryptonian criminal, General Zod emerges, driven mad from his years spent inside, incinerating Captain Boomerang in the process with his heat vision. Before anyone else can be hurt, Rick Flag manages to get Zod back into the Vault and the meta-human Hack “teleports” the Black Vault and the Suicide Squad back to Belle Reve.

Once back to Belle Reve, the Vault begins to emit to effect all those in the prison with murderous results, fueling their rage and essentially driving them crazy. The prison’s electrical systems begin to fail too as an unknown virus begins to infect them. It turns out to be Captain Boomerang in digital form, struggling to take form. What am I talking about you might ask? Apparently, Hack’s power is the ability to manipulate , download and store digital data. Instead of “teleporting” the Black Vault and the Suicide Squad to the prison, the reality of it was really breaking down all into digital form, sending them through fiber optic and electronic cable and reassembling them upon their arrival. So, in essence, when Captain Boomerang reappears, he is a digital copy of the original. What this means for Captain Boomerang’s existence is anybody’s guess and in all likelihood will crop up again at some point in future issues.


Amanda Waller then gets the idea to add General Zod to the ranks of Task Force X in order to defeat the Annihilation Brigade but before doing so, surgically implants a small kryptonite bomb into his brain. A maniacal Zod makes light work of them before cracking open the containment suit of Annihilation Brigade member, Tunguska, who was essentially a walking nuclear explosion, and sending him into meltdown. Once returned to Belle Reve, Zod is threatened with the kryptonite brain bomb by Waller to continue his compliance. Naturally, you can imagine Zod’s reaction to this and in a fit of rage, performs a little self brain surgery, burning away part of the front his skull to remove the bomb. Now that’s hardcore! He then destroys all defensive measures designed to incapacitate him in Belle Reve, prompting Amanda Waller to truly be afraid for the first time. It is discovered that the Black Vault is more than just a portal to the Negative Zone…it is an actual piece of the Negative Zone where an army of evil Kryptonians await Zod to free them to conquer the Earth. It’s then up to the Suicide Squad to save the planet from certain doom. It seems hopeless even with the help of the Annihilation Brigade’s hammer-headed Cosmonut with the arrival of the Cyborg Superman and the Eradicator.

In issue #19 of Suicide Squad picks up from last issue. Rick Flag lay severely wounded, Harley checks out and the rest of the team is occupied with wraiths from the Negative Zone, criminals from long ago, now turned into ghosts. If one enraged Kryptonian is bad enough to defeat, the Cyborg Superman and the Eradicator have come to recruit Zod into the Superman Revenge Squad, crossing over from the “Revenge” story arc currently running in Action Comics. With the current mental state of Zod (With part of his brain exposed and all!), he may not be the most agreeable when it comes to joining another team! It would seem Amanda Waller has finally miscalculated her ability to control a villain with Superman level power. Who wasn’t asking, “How long can this last?” To defeat Zod and prevent him from releasing his army of criminal Kryptonians, its going to take some help from some unlikely allies and when desperate times call for desperate measures, it’s understood that everybody may not make it home alive when the mission is over.

The Verdict: As for team books, I usually don’t go for them but I have come to really like Suicide Squad. I have enjoyed the “Earthlings On Fire” story arc especially with the writing of Rob Williams who has provided a lot of development and not often seen emotion in villainous characters. The pencilling of Neil Edwards is detailed with a nice talent for his action panels with my only complaint being his “yelling” or “screaming” rendering of Harley’s face. Beyond that nitpick, I recommend this issue for an entertaining read with a collection of interesting characters. The way Rob Williams has written General Zod is one that I would like to see in other villains to provide more life to them and gain a little more insight into why they do the things they do.

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“Comic Book Review: Justice League #22, “A Thousand Little Things”
By: Jerry Montgomery
June 11, 2017
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Comic Book Review: Justice League #22, “A Thousand Little Things”

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By: Jerry Montgomery
June 11, 2017

Justice League #22
“A Thousand Little Things”

Written by: Shea Fontana
Artwork: Phillipe Brionne

Did you ever see the 70’s horror flick, Squirm? How about 2006’s Bug? If you’ve seen either or both, you know that the main antagonist is infestation. Infestation of humans with bugs and other creepy crawlies. That’s sort of the premise of Justice League #22, “A Thousand Little Things.”

It’s always tough being the new person at work or the new kid at school. No one wants to be the odd man out. We all want to be accepted…to fit in. It’s no different for the two new members of the Justice League, Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz. Imagine joining the likes of such legendary heroes such as Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg. Who wouldn’t be intimidated? On top of any self doubts or anxiety about whether they belong there, they’ve also got the added stress of being the newest Green Lanterns. They’ve got some very big shoes to fill and issue 22 gives them the chance to prove they’ve got what it takes to be Green Lanterns and members of the Justice League.

It’s just another day at the Justice League’s headquarters, the Watchtower, high above the Earth. Jessica and Simon have been charged with clearing a field of asteroids traveling towards the planet. Sounds simple enough for a couple of Green Lanterns, doesn’t it? Maybe so but unbeknownst to them, a couple hundred thousand things hitch a ride back to the Watchtower after a seemingly successful mission. Then, in your typical contagion protocol, after the invaders are discovered, the Watchtower is put into lockdown, trapping everyone , including Lois and young Jon, Superman’s wife and son. Unwilling to simply exterminate the tiny organisms in case they are sentient, the team works together to gather the information they need to “fumigate” their headquarters. However, it seems they’ve got their work cut out for them…you see, Jessica has an unwanted passenger as well. A passenger that holds the key to it all. Depending on how the League deals with it will make all the difference towards a peaceful solution and Jessica, the new Green Lantern who battles with chronic debilitating anxiety will play the most important role of all.

The Verdict: If you are a fan of team titles, then you won’t want to miss this issue. You get a little bit of each major character true to their form but this one features the newest additions to the Justice League and Green Lanterns Corp as well. The artwork by Philippe Brionne is pretty good and the writing by Shea Fontana is good as well but typical of your team books, that being not enough pages to give all members an equal part in the story and rounding out most as supporting cast. This appears to be a one shot story, so if you’re looking for something for pure entertainment value that doesn’t require any intense thought, this one will fit the bill and if you’ve become attached to the new Lanterns, its win-win!

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“The SmackDown Files: The Jinder Mahal Took a Flight On The RKO 747 Edition (6-13-2017)
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The SmackDown Files: The Jinder Mahal Took a Flight On The RKO 747 Edition (6-13-2017)

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By: Keila Cash

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The SmackDown Files. Tonight’s episode of SmackDown Live emanated from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisiana. This is the go-home show for the Money in the Bank PPV on Sunday. Also, this is NOLA’s last televised event until WrestleMania descends on the city next year. One would think that this would be an extra special edition of SD Live due to all the hoopla.

In actuality, WWE has done a haphazard job when it comes to hyping their B-Level PPVs as of late. Did the company reverse this trend or were fans treated to the same old, same old? The answer to that question can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado, let’s dissect tonight’s show in no particular order.

  • The Soul Rebels were awesome as they played The New Day to the ring to kick off SD Live. Sadly, we had to deal with the obligatory opening show promo before the Eight-Man Tag Match featuring The New Day and Breezango vs. The Usos and Colons took place. The mic work was fine, but it was nothing special. Hopefully, the in-ring action will deliver better results.

 

  • The New Day and Breezango defeated The Usos and The Colons when Xavier Woods pinned Primo with a double foot stomp from the top rope. This was a good match that was well balanced in terms of the babyfaces dominating the first half of the bout while the heels took over during the commercial break. Tyler Breeze did a nice job playing the babyface in peril until he made the hot tag to Kofi Kingston.
  • Kingston had Jimmy Uso beat with Trouble in Paradise until Jey Uso broke up the pin. There was a minor hiccup towards the end of the match when Fandango failed to clothesline Jey out of the ring which caused Fandango to take a spill while Jey had to take the bump as if a ghost attacked him from behind. Miscommunication aside, this was a nice way for The New Day to build momentum heading into the SmackDown Tag Team Championship at Money in the Bank.
  • Neurotic Sami Zayn is so annoying.

 

  • Shinsuke Nakamura’s facial expressions during Zayn’s spiel was awesome.
  • Welcome back, Zack Ryder!

 

  • Naomi defeated Tamina with the Split-Legged Moonsault, but she didn’t get a chance to celebrate because Lana attacked her from behind. Lana shocked the world by dropping Naomi with a Sitout Spinebuster before posing with SmackDown Women’s Championship.
  • Lana pulling off that move while wearing an evening gown was extra impressive. Breezango would be proud…

 

  • Tamina vs. Naomi was middling at best. Tamina controlled the action for the most part, but the multiple rest holds between high spots killed the overall flow of the match. It was a struggle from the onset which raises concerns when it comes to Tamina’s role in the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match on Sunday. Here’s hoping she stands out for all right reasons instead of sticking out like a sore thumb.
  • Randy Orton kept his actions speak louder than words mantra intact when he nailed Jinder Mahal with an RKO out of nowhere. It was a beautiful spot as Orton sailed in the air with the greatest of ease. Mahal sold the move like a boss which pushed the “face-to-face” segment over the top.

 

  • Mahal’s promos are duller than dishwater, but he knows how to sell his ass off. That’s a positive.
  • Charlotte defeated Natalya with Natural Selection in a very good match. Both ladies maximized their minutes and hooked the crowd from start to finish. Charlotte and Natalya’s in-ring chemistry was on full display which makes me yearn for a full-on feud not involving their lineage or the Montreal Screwjob from almost twenty years ago. They had a great match at the Roadblock special last year, but their rivalry still has legs if it’s handled properly.

 

  • The Fashion Files shocked me for two reasons.
  • Reason #1: Fandango has embraced the romper way of life.

 

  • Reason #2: Fandango’s legs are tatted with ink. I learn something new every day…
  • Sami Zayn, AJ Styles, and Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Kevin Owens, Baron Corbin, and Dolph Ziggler when Zayn nailed Corbin with the Helluva Kick for the win.

 

  • The six-man tag team match was very good as it featured fast-paced and hard-hitting action throughout. Styles was on fire early until the heels took control during the commercial break.
  • Zayn was isolated from his team during the latter part of the match, but he toughed it out as he took out the heels before making the hot tag.

 

  • Owens and Ziggler were one step ahead of the game when they yanked Styles and Nakamura from the ring apron. However, Styles came through in the clutch and nailed Corbin with a forearm which set up the finish.
  • The babyfaces didn’t get a chance to celebrate as the heels attacked them from behind. Owens brought a ladder into the ring and laid out Styles and Zayn thanks to an assist from Ziggler.

 

  • Owens and Ziggler went face-to-face until Corbin blindsided both men which ended their temporary alliance.
  • Corbin climbed the ladder and was about to grab the Money in the Bank briefcase until Nakamura knocked him off the ladder.

 

  • Nakamura nailed Corbin with the Kinshasa before climbing the ladder and grabbing the briefcase for himself as SD Live went off the air with The King of Strong Style standing tall.
  • This was a hot way to end the show. The crowd was hot for the main event as each man from the MITB Ladder Match got a chance to shine. The post-match skirmish was a nice teaser for things to come heading into the PPV on Sunday. The field is wide open and it should be interesting to see who will become the 18th Mr. MITB. We shall find out soon enough.

 

  • Overall, I thought this was a strong episode of SmackDown Live. This was the best go-home show for a PPV since WrestleMania. Every match on the Money in the Bank card was spotlighted in a positive way. The in-ring action ranged from solid to very good which was refreshing to see.
  • WWE didn’t cram extra stuff on the show to fill out the rest of the PPV card. The five-match lineup is reminiscent of an NXT Takeover special in the sense that each match stands out in its own right. There is no need to drag a showdown with lower-card matches that has little to no heat amongst fans. Therefore, the less is more approach is the way to go in order to make the MITB PPV a tight show in terms of match positioning and booking.

 

  • However, the wrestling must be on point in order for the show to be a success. Here’s hoping the SD Live crew deliver the goods because MITB has the potential to be a blow away show everything goes according to plan. Fingers crossed!

On that note, this wraps up another edition of The SmackDown Files. I hope you enjoyed it and I will back next week with a brand new installment of The Raw Exposé. See you later, boys and girls!

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“What We’ve Learned From E3 2017 Thus Far
So far this year E3 has had some very surprising hits and few misses. Some already announced games...

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What We’ve Learned From E3 2017 Thus Far

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So far this year E3 has had some very surprising hits and few misses. Some already announced games were expanded upon while new properties surprised gamers worldwide and in some cases, older properties are making their way back into the gaming world as well.

If you haven’t had a chance to keep up with E3 this year and need a quick rundown, don’t worry bro, we got you!

Here’s a list of things that we’ve soaked up so far and that I’m sure you’ll find to be quite reassuring:

1): VR is making progress this year

For those of us who haven’t seen a lot of progress in the VR world, then it’s time to take a moment and look at the announcements. We’ve seen the Fallout 4 VRES: Skyrim VR, and Doom VFR and we’ve got to say, it’s looking quite lovely. Please, do yourself a favor and at least watch the Fallout 4 VR trailer. Watching a deathclaw come at you whilst listening to “Mr. Sandman” is destined to get your blood pumping.

2): Bethesda didn’t disappoint

Not only mentioning Fallout 4 VR and ES: Skyrim VR, Bethesda also introduced us to Wolfenstein 2, Evil Within 2 and ES: Legends Heroes of Skyrim. Treat yo self and watch these trailers. Wolfenstein 2 looks promising and rather gory. Evil Within 2 will continue to give us nightmares upon nightmares and ES: Legends Heroes of Skyrim is a welcome addition to the already successful and quite addictive ES: Legends digital card game.

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3): Ubisoft nailed it this year

Introducing a lot of sequels, prequels and additions to previous properties does not mean that Ubisoft lost this year’s conference. Just wait till you read the properties we’re talking about. One that might surprise you is the announcement trailer for Beyond Good and Evil 2. Yes! You read that right. And if that’s not enough to get you excited (though it should be) there’s also the gameplay trailer for Far Cry 5, which takes place in Montana, U.S., a very different location for the franchise. We also got a glimpse at a new game called Skull & Bones, a pvp pirate game, The Crew 2, and Mario &  which we’ll see on the Switch. Last but not least, we’ve got Assassin’s Creed: Origins taking place in Ancient Egypt, a perfect exotic location and a nice change of pace for the franchise.

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4): It’s a good year to be a sci-fi fan

Yep. That’s right. We’ve got a new game coming called Anthem, a game developed by BioWare which shows its vast and lush locations juxtaposed with new technologies and weapons. If you’re leery on new titles, then don’t forget about Destiny 2, a game that was announced with a trailer some time ago, but had more to show this time around. We’ve also got Detroit: Become Human and Star Wars: Battlefront 2, but we’ll cover those more thoroughly in a bit.

Anthem

5): Sony builds on properties 

This year at E3, Sony didn’t have as many explosive announcements like last year’s Death Stranding. But, they did show us more of what they have to offer. First, they showed us more footage of the new Spider-Man game which will be a PS4 exclusive. If it’s as good as the PS2 Spider-Man 2  game, then many nostalgic fans will be flocking to stores on its release. Then, we saw more God of War. Though we saw a good amount of footage last year, this time we got even more. Those of us familiar with the franchise should be pleased, but it appears to be one that newcomers can jump right into without much play history. Sony introduced a deeper look into the post-apocalyptic biker game, Days Gone, as well Detroit: Become Human, a game from the makers of Heavy Rain. Fans of the Uncharted series have Uncharted: Lost Legacy to look forward to as well, which no longer follows Nathan Drake, but Chloe and Nadine, two characters formerly introduced in the series that will be teaming up. And are you ready for the final kicker? It looks like we will be getting a remastered Shadow of the Colossus and it is b-e-a-utiful!

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6): Microsoft’s a tech powerhouse

After the launch of the PS4 Pro, we are now getting the Xbox One X, a gaming console that we are told is going to be an extremely powerful console, able to run 4k more easily than the PS4 Pro. On top of that, the Xbox One will now be backward compatible with some original Xbox games. In terms of gaming exclusives, we got our first look at Crackdown 3 and Forza 7, both of which are titles to get overly excited about and scream in public.

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7): Nintendo always has a charming way of surprising us

If you’ve got the Switch and are concerned about the lack of launch titles except Legend of Zelda, then don’t be concerned much longer. Nintendo announced everything from Xenoblade Chronicles 2, a Kirby game, a Pokemon RPG to Metroid Prime 4! We also saw a new title, Super Mario Odyssey which has been described as “weird” which just gets us that much more intrigued.

Super Mario Odyssey

8): Star Wars: Battlefront 2 will be HUGE

We thought Star Wars: Battlefront 2 deserved its own mention and you should too. There’s plenty of content to look at including gameplay trailers and play throughs of the online mode, but from what we’re seeing, it’s going to be HUGE! Building off of the mechanics of the first entry, this game will be adding more eras of the SW universe, promising a variety in playability. What they’ve shown the most is a battle in the city of Theed, pitting the Separatist droid forces against the Republic army of clones and even though many fans of the franchise dislike the prequel trilogy, none can complain about the design aspect of them, which plays a large part of the game. We got to see Naboo starfighters, as well as AAT tank combat and hero integration. I mean, we’re talking Darth Maul and Rey here people! What’s not to get excited about? There wasn’t much in terms of campaign reveal, save a short clip, but we understand their reasons for keeping those things under wraps for now.

Star Wars: Battlefront 2

9): Final Notable Mentions

Last but not least, there are other games announced and expanded on that should be researched immediately. We got to see more of Middle Earth: Shadow of War, a trailer for a new co-op prison escape game called A Way OutState of Decay 2, Metro: Exodus which gave us an eerie look into a beautiful waste land, and more footage for Call of DutyWorld War 2, which has us excited for new and innovative multiplayer modes as well as a dramatic campaign.

There is much more to see from E3 this year, so do some digging for yourself and watch the trailers for these new ga

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“The Raw Exposé: The Beast vs. The Black Sheep of the Samoan Dynasty Edition (6-12-2017)
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The Raw Exposé: The Beast vs. The Black Sheep of the Samoan Dynasty Edition (6-12-2017)

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By: Keila Cash

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The Raw Exposé. Tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw emanated from the Lafayette Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana. After Samoa Joe choked out Paul Heyman on last week’s show, Heyman vowed that The Beast would be unleashed and Joe will cower in fear. Did Lesnar deliver the goods or did he stand in the ring like a statue per his usual cameo appearances? The answer to that question can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado, let’s dissect tonight’s episode of Raw in no particular order.

  • Samoa Joe proved that he was man enough to take on Brock Lesnar when he attacked The Beast head on to kick off the opening segment of Raw.

 

  • The Lesnar-Joe brawl was pretty good as both men got some licks in before Kurt Angle called for security. Both men quickly got rid of the extra muscle and resumed their fight until the rest of the locker room came out to break things up for good.
  • Joe got the last shot when he kicked Lesnar in the face as the opening segment came to an end.

 

  • Paul Heyman set things up beautifully as he cut a fiery promo about how he took Joe too lightly by heaping him with praise only to get choked out for his efforts.
  • Because of Joe’s actions, The Beast was unleashed and there would be hell to pay. Heyman blasted Joe for being a punk and mutt who gave his Samoan brethren a bad name because he was considered the black sheep of the family. Heyman claimed that Joe wasn’t man enough to put Brock Lesnar in the Coquina Clutch which caused Joe test that theory by going toe-to-toe with The Beast.

 

  • He didn’t lock in his submission hold, but the Samoan Badass proved that he wasn’t afraid to knock Lesnar on his ass and live to tell the tale.
  • Overall, this was a hot way to start the show. The Joe-Lesnar brawl was similar to the epic fight between Lesnar and The Undertaker from a couple of years ago. This didn’t pack the same punch, but it was a solid pull-apart scuffle that built anticipation for their Universal Championship match at the July PPV That Shall Remain Nameless Unless Absolutely Necessary.

 

  • Elias Samson defeated Dean Ambrose with a Swinging Neckbreaker after The Miz and Maryse came out to provide the distraction down the stretch. The Drifter continues to get heat by sucking as a singer, but his in-ring work is very basic which caused some fans to shower him with “You Can’t Wrestle” chants midway through the match. I hope he can work out the kinks because his gimmick has the potential to get over if it’s handled properly.
  • This was a nice way to forward the never ending Intercontinental Championship feud between Miz and Ambrose. Let’s hope both stars part ways at next month’s PPV because it’s time for them to move on to bigger and better things.

 

  • Cedric Alexander made quick work of Noam Dar when he pinned him with the Lumbar Check. Alicia Fox facetiming Dar before and during his match was very annoying.
  • “Why be a king when you can be a God?” – Eminem.

 

  • That quote from the song “Rap God” sums up the promo exchange between Bray Wyatt and Seth Rollins. Anyone who used Wyatt’s name in vain would be judged accordingly. Rollins was amused that Wyatt took offense to his false prophet and wannabe martyr comment from last week. He challenged Wyatt to prove him wrong, but Wyatt pulled a Houdini by disappearing into thin air and cutting the rest of his promo from the big screen. He told Rollins that it was easy to slay a king while killing a God is an impossible feat to pull off. Wyatt told Rollins to run as the segment came to an end.
  • It’s hard to take Wyatt seriously after he lost to Roman Reigns last week. He takes a good game, but he can’t back up in the ring on a consistent basis. Wyatt feuding with Rollins is more nay than yay when it comes to history repeating itself. We shall see if I’m proven wrong in the weeks to come.

 

  • Apollo Crews defeated Kalisto with a Spinout Powerbomb in a decent match. It wasn’t as good as their kickoff bout at Extreme Rules last Sunday, but the action was solid for the most part.
  • Mickie James, Dana Brooke, & Sasha Bank defeated Alexa Bliss, Nia Jax, & Emma when Banks made Emma tap out to the Bank Statement. The match was decent as Alexa Bliss continued to look out for herself after she left her team high and dry down the stretch.

 

  • The promo exchange leading up to the six-woman tag team match was fine, but it was nothing to write home about. At least Banks was over with the crowd which added heat to the segment.
  • Corey Graves’s interview with Bayley covered a lot of ground as Bayley was honest about why she didn’t get extreme during her Kendo Stick on a Pole match against Alexa Bliss at Extreme Rules. Bayley vowed to stay true to herself in order to walk into next year’s WrestleMania as the Raw Women’s Champion.

 

  • The Hugger Extraordinaire spoke with humility and confidence which helped repair some of the damage done to her character over the past few weeks. Hopefully is this the start of Bayley’s redemption arc because she has a lot to offer as a performer if she isn’t booked like shit.
  • Corey Graves saying that he needed a cigarette after hugging Bayley was awesome. I’m surprised they didn’t break character because Graves’ deadpan delivery had me rolling.

 

  • Heath Slater and Rhyno defeated The Miz and The Mysterious Dancing Bear when Dean Ambrose did a switcheroo with the bear after Miz’s paranoia got the best of him once again. The distraction caused Miz to knock Maryse off the ring apron which allowed Ambrose to nail him with Dirty Deeds. Ambrose dragged Slater on top of Miz to pick up the win for his team.
  • The match as pure comedy as the announcers traded bear jokes that were so corny that I couldn’t even crack a smile at how dumb they were. Ambrose continues to make Miz look like chump which is entertaining, but it’s not making me long for their feud to continue.

 

  • Neville vs. Rich Swann never got underway as Neville attacked Swann from behind. He slammed Swann into the barricade before putting him in the Rings of Saturn. Neville took pleasure in destroying Austin Aries, TJP, and Swann and blew off Akira Tozawa as a viable challenger for his Cruiserweight Championship. It appears that Titus O’Neil is trying to push his new client on Twitter, but he might be doing more harm than good by kicking the hornet’s nest. At least there’s a storyline reason as to why O’Neil is stirring up trouble on 205 Live.
  • Big Cass was attacked backstage by a mystery assailant, but he still tagged with Enzo Amore as they took on Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. Cass tried to compete, but Enzo had to do the heavy lifting for his team. It wasn’t enough as Anderson and Gallows laid him out with The Magic Killer for the win.

 

  • Anderson and Gallows continued to attack Enzo until The Big Show made the save. Cass didn’t look happy as Enzo embraced Big Show in the ring. Cass remains my top suspect in the backstage attacks.
  • Big Show calling Big Cass S-A-W-F-T pretty much says it all.

 

  • The 2-out-of-3 falls match featuring The Hardy Boyz vs. Sheamus and Cesaro for the Raw Tag Team Championship ended in a tie when both teams didn’t make it back in the ring before the count of ten during the deciding fall. This was a smart way to prolong the feud while keeping both teams strong heading into the July PPV That Shall Remain Nameless Unless Absolutely Necessary.
  • This was a very good main event match that featured hard-hitting action throughout. Both teams work well together which makes their feud still feel fresh despite the multiple rematches. I can’t knock the monotony if the wrestling is up to par. Let’s hope they can keep the momentum going heading into The Fire with Great Balls.

 

  • Overall, I thought this was a serviceable episode of Monday Night Raw. It was clear from the start that WWE wanted to get their best stuff out of the way before Game 5 of the NBA Finals featuring the Golden State Warriors vs. Cleveland Cavaliers tipped off at 9:00 p.m. Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe took care of business with their pull-apart brawl while the show was bookended by The Hardy Boyz vs. Cesaro and Sheamus in a 2-out-3 falls match for the Raw Tag Team Titles.
  • The rest of the show was filled with a lot of fluff, but there was an interesting development in the form of a Roman Reigns video package. Michael Cole announced that Reigns would reveal his plans for SummerSlam on next week’s show. It appears that Reigns won’t be a part of the Raw exclusive PPV next month and will focus on the biggest party of the summer instead. His promo will be newsworthy, to say the least.

 

  • Finn Bálor was also kept tonight’s show, but he was given the video package treatment as well. Bálor not having a viable feud at the moment sucks, but I don’t want him on television unless he has a clear purpose. The creative team better live up to their name because Bálor is too talented to be sitting on the sidelines without anything meaningful to do.
  • Raw should be locked in for the rest of the summer because they no longer face competition from the NBA Playoffs. The television real estate is light on content and it’s important that WWE strikes while the iron is hot. If not, let the summertime sadness commence.

 

On that note, this wraps up another edition of The Raw Exposé. I hope you enjoyed it and I will be tomorrow night with a brand new installment of The SmackDown Files. See you later, boys and girls!

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“Comic Book Review: Bane Conquest #2 “The Sword, Pt. 2”
By: Jerry Montgomery
June 7, 2017
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Comic Book Review: Bane Conquest #2 “The Sword, Pt. 2”

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By: Jerry Montgomery
June 7, 2017

Bane: Conquest #2
“The Sword, Pt. 2”

Written by: Chuck Dixon
Artwork by: Graham Nolan

Bane Conquest is a 12 issue maxi-series starring none other than the Bat-breaker himself, Bane. This new series has brought together once again, writer Chuck Dixon and artist Graham Nolan, whom both have been credited with helping to create the character. Chuck Dixon has been writing about the Batman universe since the 1990’s and probably has written hundreds and hundreds of stories on just about every Bat-related title. In this writer/artist reunion, I’m not sure exactly where this takes place in the continuity of the current Batman storylines as, when last seen, Bane lay defeated within Arkham Asylum in issue #22 of Batman in the, “I Am Bane” arc conclusion.

In issue #1 of Bane: Conquest, Bane has discovered that a shipment of weapons is being brought into “his” city to be used by a new gang in town with the intent of starting a war and taking it for themselves. If you missed the 1st issue, I’m sure you’re assuming that Santa Priscus is where I’m talking about but you’d be wrong. I’m talking about Gotham City. It starts to get a little confusing here since, when Bane was last seen, he was hell bent on destroying it himself, so I don’t really see why it’s his city. For this story however, Bane considers himself Gotham’s “protector”, so he sets out to investigate the incoming ship filled with guns and who’s the boss. Once aboard though and after much ass kicking, Bane falls into a trap, sprung by the man behind it all, simply known as Damocles.

Issue #2 will probably go down in the annals of team-ups that you’d never thought you’d see…ever. Bane and…Bruce Wayne? You heard me right, Bane and Batman. It seems Batman was also investigating Damocles and like Bane, was captured. So, by the time Bane is thrown into Damocles’ “prison”, Bruce Wayne has already been there. After a less than tense moment, the two agree to work together until they’re able to escape and take down Damocles and his organization, which they have come to learn, borders on being a cult. After that, they will go back to trying to kill one another. The big question is, is Damocles the top guy here or is there someone else who sits higher up on the food chain? Can these two work together towards a common goal, especially when the methods of fighting crime of each are so different? Or will old wounds surface? It looks like the search for answers is just beginning.

The Verdict: If you are a fan of Chuck Dixon and Graham Nolan or just like Bane, then you’ll enjoy this issue and the series. This issue has a definite “throwback” feel of the 1990’s style of writing and even the artwork by Nolan and his depiction of Bane, all the way down to his hairy arms…something that’s been missing in his current Batman appearances. There’s not much in the way of character development or sophistication in the storyline, so don’t expect to learn anything new about Bane or what his current motivations are. As for continuity, there doesn’t seem to be any, especially in light of the conclusion of the “I Am Bane” story arc, as Bane lay defeated by the Batman. With a $3.99 cover price, you’ve probably got to be a fan of this famed writer/artist duo or the nostalgia this issue invokes to appreciate it. The story is pretty straightforward with not many plot twists and artist Graham Nolan proves he still has it going on. For me, a team up of Bane and Batman seems unlikely in light of their history. It seems almost as unlikely as a Batman/Joker team up…wait a minute, did somebody just mention The Brave and the Bold?

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The SmackDown Files: Devil In A Blue Dress - The Reinvention of Lana Edition (6-6-2017)

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By: Keila Cash

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The SmackDown Files. Tonight’s episode of SmackDown Live emanated from the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, New York. History will be made at Money in the Bank as the women will compete in the eponymous ladder match to determine the first-ever Ms. MITB. Throw in Mr. MITB and we have ourselves a makeshift prom that requires a double coronation. In all seriousness, it’s pretty damn cool that the women have been given this opportunity to shine on the big stage. With one week to go until the PPV, did WWE continue to raise the stakes or was it back to business as usual? The answer to that question can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado, let’s dissect tonight’s episode of SD Live in no particular order.

  • Shane McMahon had an unveiling ceremony for the Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase and warned Tamina, Natalya, Carmella, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte that they are entering dangerous territory by competing in the first-ever Women’s MITB Ladder match, but whoever comes away with the briefcase has a very good shot at winning the SmackDown Women’s Championship because MITB winners are 15-2 when it comes cash-ins.

 

  • The ladies got a chance to speak their peace before Naomi came out and put them on notice that she wasn’t going down without a fight.
  • Lana made her SD Live debut and told that Shane that she wanted to be added to the MITB Ladder match. Naomi started to snort and laugh into the microphone as Lana asked her what was so funny.

 

  • Naomi asked Lana who she has beaten and started to hum the Jeopardy! theme song. Lana said she could beat Naomi which made the crowd ooh and ah.
  • Charlotte and Becky Lynch were the MVPs of the segment as their facial expressions were on point and shady as hell.

 

  • Shane told Lana that championship opportunities must be earned which caused her to throw a hissy fit before leaving the ring in a huff. Shane-O-Mac booked a six-woman tag team match featuring Becky Lynch, Charlotte, and Naomi vs. Natalya, Carmella, and Tamina kicked which took place after the commercial break.
  • This was a fine way to kick off the show. I hate to agree with James Ellsworth, but Shane McMahon mansplaining the rules of the MITB Ladder Match was a little grating. The rest of the segment was fine as Lana made a splash by trying to charm her way into a shot at the Women’s Championship. It didn’t work, but she was far from done when it came to scheming her way into the title picture.

 

  • Natalya, Carmella, and Tamina defeated Becky Lynch, Charlotte, and Naomi when Tamina nailed Naomi with a Superkick for the win. Lana provided the assist when she sauntered down to the ring and tripped Naomi on the ring apron which set up the finish.
  • The million dollar question is quite simple. Can Lana hold her own in the ring without relying on her sex appeal? We shall find out soon enough.

 

  • Mojo Rawley pleaded his case to Shane McMahon about being added to the MITB Ladder Match. Shane appreciated Rawley’s passion and booked him in a match against Jinder Mahal. If Rawley is victorious, he will be added to the MITB Ladder Match.
  • AJ Styles defeated Dolph Ziggler with the Styles Clash in a solid match. Ziggler had several near falls on Styles and even used the ropes as added leverage on a couple of occasions in order to pick up the cheap win.

 

  • Styles withstood the chicanery and evened the score from last week. The dreaded 50/50 booking strikes again, but I’m glad The Phenomenal One is back in the win column. It should’ve happened in Atlanta last week, but I digress.
  • The Fashion Files had me rolling once again as Fandango and Tyler Breeze tried to clear up the Cologne-Colons case from last week. The Colons didn’t trash their office which means only one thing: Someone else is out to get them. The plot thickens!

 

  • Meanwhile, The New Day asked Breezango if they had any information on The Usos leading up to their SmackDown Tag Team Championship match at MITB next Sunday. The Fashionistas were more than happy to oblige as Big E tried to give Fandango a romper as a thank you gift. Fandango through the garment down, but Breeze was more than happy to put it on as another edition of The FF came to a close. This was another gem of a segment.
  • Jinder Mahal defeated Mojo Rawley with the Cobra Clutch Slam in a decent match. Mahal’s in-ring style continues to be rudimentary as he delivered an ugly clothesline to Rawley midway through the match. Outside of that, everything was fine for the most part.

 

  • After the match was over, Mahal cut another bland promo about Orton being a sickness he must cure at MITB. After he was done with The Viper, the fans would have no choice but to accept him as WWE Champion. Mahal proceeded to cut a promo in Punjabi as the segment came to a close.
  • Mahal continues to be a supporting player despite holding the richest prize in professional wrestling.

 

  • The New Day defeated The Colons when Xavier Woods pinned Epico with the Midnight Hour in a decent match.
  • The Usos came out and cracked some jokes at The New Day’s expense. Jimmy told Kofi Kingston that he needed a tutu to complete his ensemble while he wondered if Big E’s name represented his bra size. Jey capped things off when he told Xavier Woods to look UpUpDownDown while making fun of his elf shoes.

 

  • The Usos reminded the trio that the fun and games would come to an end at MITB as the segment came to an end.
  • The Usos cut another good promo, but the material was kind of weak. Fortunately, their personalities made things more tolerable which speaks to how much Jimmy and Jey have improved on the mic over the past few months.

 

  • Naomi will face Lana for the SmackDown Women’s Title at MITB next Sunday. This a big test for both ladies. Here’s hoping they pass with flying colors.
  • Baron Corbin is a professional backstage attacker as he attacked Sami Zayn once again. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

 

  • Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Kevin Owens with the Kinshasa in a good main event match. Owens dominated early on before Nakamura took control down the stretch. Owens being on a losing streak sucks, but he should be able to recover by having a strong performance at MITB.
  • Nakamura didn’t get a chance to celebrate his win as Baron Corbin dropped him with End of Days as SD Live went off the air with Corbin standing tall on the main stage.

 

  • Corbin is the latest man to make a statement heading into MITB. I think it’s safe to assume that Nakamura vs. Corbin is a lock for next week’s go-home show unless Sami Zayn is thrown into the mix to make things a Triple Threat affair. We shall find out soon enough.
  • Overall, I thought tonight’s episode of SmackDown Live was decent at best. WWE did a nice job hyping the Money in the Bank PPV which takes place next Sunday. The in-ring action was fine, but it was nothing to write home about for the most part.

 

  • This felt like placeholder episode until next week’s go-home show in New Orleans. With NOLA hosting their final televised event before next year’s WrestleMania, WWE should go all-out in terms of hyping MITB. This could be a great PPV if it’s booked properly. The television leading up to the show has been okay, but the final hard sell needs to provide that extra oomph that’s been missing from the blue brand as of late. Let’s hope the creative team gets the job done. Fingers crossed!

This wraps up another edition of The SmackDown Files. I hope you enjoyed it and I will back next week with a brand new installment of The Raw Exposé. See you later, boys and girls!

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